Urban Dictionary: Ralph

Ralph

Ralph is a really rich young man, who is 25 and still lives with his parents. He likes dark classical music, and has a feet fetish. Doesn't have a job, his parents give him some money every damn month. He is a really cool guy tough, really sweet, but really lazy. Works out a lot, has long, blonde hair and a mustache. Hates the Apple Company.

"Dude, you've been laying in there for hours, you look like a Ralph!"

by riseabove358 October 13, 2011

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Ralph is a very interesting specimen. Sometimes, she seems african american, but others she seems, and quite convincingly so, to be an indian (we're talking curry munching, telstra working full blown indian). The common Ralph has anywhere from 22-120 dogs. She also sits home all day, doing nothing except eating pizza and watching porn.

man 1: Look at that Indian! Shes eating pizza
man 2: Look at that Negro! Shes eating pizza
james: That, my friends is no black guy or indian. That, is a Ralph.

by permious prime July 02, 2011

Ralph

A short man hoe who likes eggplants

Ralph looks like a gay lizard.

by Carzyperson October 12, 2018

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The name one of the TMNT character; the one with ree bandana.

Ralph and Leo never get along together, but they support each other from time to time

by dearnoOne October 05, 2018

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A fucking badass with a gigantic cock who is ready to whip it out at any given moment. He will take your hoe and fuck her right in front of you. Do not mess with Ralph or he’ll call the mandem on you. He’s a pro gamer and will not hesitate to crush you on Mario kart for the 3DS.

Damn Ralph has such a big dick

Yo I wanna be just like Ralph one day

by Suçkmyscrote October 21, 2020