The product of masturbating so furiously on a pimple covered penis, such that the penis becomes chafed and bloody, mixing together the popped pimple puss and blood into a paste known as the cheesy ragu.

Anything considered cheap. The opposite of boujee.

When the saucy blood of a woman's period comes out like the delicious Ragu sauce that you put on your yummy spaghetti.

Pregnant without a period. "Prego" is short for pregnant, and "Ragu" is red like blood. If you're pregnant you dont get your period.

In the 80s, used by teens to mean cook some food for me.

Refers to an individual who possesses a unique and diverse skill set. To be referred to as a Ragu one must demonstrate fancy footwork, the ability to snap a jab, and sing projecting the voice of an angel.

Often a Ragu is a high level multitasker who sings and dances while working. Charisma, charm and confidence are always on display for a Ragu, as this individual throws out effective one liners that always grab the attention of the opposite sex.

One does not need to have curly hair or enjoy pizza to be an authentic Ragu, but it helps.

A meme god who is very indecisive and confusing. He's the nicest person you'll ever meet unless you piss him off and he's so easy to vibe with. Every time a dude looks at him they instantly fall in love with him cause he's super attractive like the pimp he is. He's funny, nice, weird, and the biggest weeb you'll ever meet if you ever come across a Ragu you should keep them around cause he'll always make your life better.