Raging tits - state of females (not necessarily) tits in which they are neither calm nor chilly. Theory suggests that aforementioned tits may be bouncing, screaming or even fighting each other. Such tit-state is usually whitnessed during a period of a woman, usually drunk, which possesses the tits.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.