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Rage wanking is the act of masturbation in order relieve stress or calm one's self down as opposed to masturbating to relieve sexual tension. A rage wank is akin to raping yourself.
Jim: I heard you dumped Jenny last night?

Tom: Yeah that bitch is a cheating whore, so I beat her up in my head and rage wanked to it.
by Wolf's Hook May 08, 2010
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To wack off vigourisly for 5 - 10 minuites until your cock is red raw, sore and floppy....
Ever had a rage wank???
by monsuire rage wank April 18, 2007
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