a bookfest that either sits on his phone during a party with the same hoodie he’s been wearing for a week or stands there with his knuckles on his waist drinking lemonade and Coors

1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.

Respectable As Fuck Time

(verb) to ride someone or something as though it were a raft; to dominate or own; to destroy

the vehicle of choice for cubans attempting to enter the united states illegally through Florida.

To fart loudly...

Noun: raft - a mutual friend that you intend to use to connive your way into your love interest's heart, you sneaky little thing you.

Verb: to use a mutual friend to get close to your love interest.