Taken from the many episodes of Friends where Rachel’s nipples were clearly on show through her top

a rare disease that causes the victim to pull out onto the wrong side of the road occasionally and for no understandable reason. Despite being clearly wrongly, a victim of rachelitis is thoroughly convinced they are on the correct side of the road. There is no cure or treatment, and it is life threatening.

A disease that either lasts for months or years. side effects include talking shit about others, being friends with certain people, manipulating others, and acting like Rachel in order to satisfy her. other side effects include vomiting, explosive diarrhea, and distorted thoughts. this disease can be curable or uncurable depending on the severity of the disease.

an akward human bee

to be so tan, you look almost nigerian.

rachel is a bitchy person and sucks dick for life

A girl that is smart, sexy, and sassy. She is also very insecure but everyone thinks she's beautiful. She's fun to be around and a total package.