"Rachael Ray" is a slang term describing a woman with artificial, unabashed perkiness, an annoying voice and disproportionate physical attributes that, though unattractive in and of themselves, combine with the other factors in an unholy fashion to evoke the desire to bang her brains out anyway.
Often feeds into latent S&M tendencies. Due to the repulsive nature of having such desires, these inclinations are neither expressed nor confessed, and frequently erupt in fantasies of the oral or anal nature. See also "Mary Hart", "Joy Behar", and "Ann Coulter".
Often feeds into latent S&M tendencies. Due to the repulsive nature of having such desires, these inclinations are neither expressed nor confessed, and frequently erupt in fantasies of the oral or anal nature. See also "Mary Hart", "Joy Behar", and "Ann Coulter".
1) "Dude, I saw you out with that snotty bitch from work last night."
"Yeah, I was drunk and went totally Rachael Ray on that booty."
2) "That coked up chick at the bar flirting with you has absolutely no tits at all."
"Yeah, well she'll be talkin' like Rachael Ray once I get finished bouncing my meat staff off of her vocal cords all night."
"Yeah, I was drunk and went totally Rachael Ray on that booty."
2) "That coked up chick at the bar flirting with you has absolutely no tits at all."
"Yeah, well she'll be talkin' like Rachael Ray once I get finished bouncing my meat staff off of her vocal cords all night."
by Mr. Staypuf November 17, 2009
by Whitneym September 23, 2006
Billy: Who's that dumb bitch?
Janet: Oh, you mean that crazy skank on the boob tube that's slathering herself in E.V.O.O. and acting like a imbecile?
Billy: Yeah.
Janet: That's Rachael Ray.
Billy: Oh.
Janet: Oh, you mean that crazy skank on the boob tube that's slathering herself in E.V.O.O. and acting like a imbecile?
Billy: Yeah.
Janet: That's Rachael Ray.
Billy: Oh.
by Pissant Fuckwad April 23, 2010
"That Rachel Ray chick is getting fat!"
"Rachael Ray makes some devine meals bitch! You would be fat too if you could cook like that!"
"Rachael Ray makes some devine meals bitch! You would be fat too if you could cook like that!"
by Deftones Est1988 December 15, 2006
Rachael Ray is an American television personality, businesswoman, celebrity cook and author according to Wikipedia.
Rachael Ray reminds me of my Health teacher.
by Twight0931 February 12, 2017
by hp12345 July 29, 2007