Raccoon is a person who skuttles about
A normal person: Why are you walking like that?
Raccoon child: What ever do you mean?
A normal person: You keep walking like a raccoon!
Raccoon child: What ever do you mean?
A normal person: You keep walking like a raccoon!
by The Raccoon Ambassador November 17, 2018
A person of extreme annoyance whose sole purpose is to make one want to jump off of a bridge. Can be associated with the feelings one gets from having their garbage knocked over and strewn across the front lawn. Also, someone who will steal your food and scurry away then the lights come on.
Irina "Wow I'm starving. I think the rest of my pasta is still in.... o wtf!!"
John "It must have been Randee, that damn raccoon"
John "It must have been Randee, that damn raccoon"
by John Tallia May 19, 2007
Greg thought it was necessary to hit each eye to raccoon his opponent, but he was successful with a single right cross to the nose.
by somegoof January 18, 2005
by cdizzle24 May 29, 2009
When you are at a girl's house doing her from behind (in the pussy) and you stick your finger in her asshole, finish in her, and then pull your finger out and make two brown circles around her eyes. You then run out of her house and knock over her trash cans.
by Bobby 'Muchacha Sucia' Light April 26, 2009
When someone gives their spousal entity hickies around the nipples in the shape of a raccoon's mask.
by Dannyn November 11, 2006