ANAL ALAN is nothing but a PEDOPHILE SHITEATER and adds nothing to the URBAN DICTIONARY as he is too busy RUBIOP (RUBBING IMPACT ORGAN PENIS OPEN-HANDED )while EATING SHIT from an INFANT SPOON straight from HIS ASSH0LE or SHITTING into an ICE CREAM JAR and incorporating ANAL THERAPY as well.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz