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Extremely lazy person, Often afraid of doing any kind of work. May dissapear for extended periods of time.
by MntnBker November 12, 2012
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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a very rare species of panda. easily identified by their large breast and the inability to grow hair in the middle of there mustache nor catch a football. their main source of food is hardboiled eggs.
by cake face and anal oz August 24, 2009