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Internet lingo derived and from ROFL (Rolling on the Floor Laughing)

ROFF = Rolling On the Floor Farting, farting because the situation is so funny you can no longer control your bodily functions. ROFFing surpasses ROFLing.
OMG ROFF, thats soo funny I'm gonna have a sh*t attack!
by Dunky_Hazard January 27, 2009
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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A typo for ROFL, that is pretty funny when you say it, it gets stuck and you end up saying it all the time. Normally signifies that it is less funny that rofl, as heh is for stuff less funny than haha
<Rogultgot> Ich habe einen....pie
<Bacon> roff
<Bacon> ...I mean rofl
<Bacon> wait, no, roff is good
by Bacon April 11, 2005
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Bob; "What did I miss at the party last night?"

Joe; "Not much, just me getting drunk and ROFF."
by EastCoast Kody May 07, 2009
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to rub one off/out -
dude1: why is jenkins so happy all the time, i never see that dude pulling snatch -

dude2: could have something to do with the fact that he roffs 3 times a day -
by i am soy el pato August 10, 2010
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