Someone who is really sweaty and tries to hard while playing rocket league.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

A rocket mountain lion (RML) The most badass creature on planet earth. Fueled by the people, mountain goats, pasta and tea which it digests, it creates a flame out of it's feet, and is the fastest thing known to man. It is responsible for almost every catastrophe on earth, including spontaneous combustion. It roars in a very distinct sound, and every time it does, it travels, and the people closest to it contract horrible diseases. Responsible for AIDS, herpes, cancer, tourettes, and obesity. The sound it makes is very hard to spell, and if you heard it it's already to late. it goes something like ARCHKKKHAWGHKKK

Rip (rest in peace) my life. This is an acronym often “mistaken” with read my lips. Some people will take it as read my lips, and completely change the meaning of it. This might make the convo change.

Short for "Rape my life."

Usage is applicable when your life is beyond fucked. Your life is raped, your life is being forcefully fucked completely against your will.

"RML" Stands for "Ruin My Life"

ring my line