In corporate America, an employee who is both admired and scorned because he or she has risen to a level of high rank and pay whilst doing little to nothing because of preternatural luck and an innate ability to hide in plain sight.
That Dave is such a riser; look at him pretend to work at his computer even though we all know he is reading song lyrics.
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The riser an unwanted boner that becomes erect at a slow, even pace. Some experts maintain that the riser can be combated by thinking of fishing, baseball, your naked grandmother, etc. There has never been a documented cure for the onset of a riser.
I was waiting to check out at the grocery store, and I got a riser out of nowhere.
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A bump on skin similar to a boil
I have a riser on my arm.
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the spontaniuous rising of the penis, due usually to sexual arousment
When she leaned in to kiss him, she felt his riser against her leg.
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There are many proper definitions for the word riser.

As a noun.
1. A person who rises, esp. from bed: to be an early riser.

2. The vertical face of a stair step.

3. Any of a group of long boards or narrow platforms that can be combined in stepwise fashion: The choir stood on a horseshoe of risers behind the orchestra.

4. A vertical pipe, duct, or conduit.

5. Metallurgy. a chamber or enlarged opening at the top of a mold for allowing air to escape or adding extra metal.

As a adjective.
1. Advancing, ascending, or mounting.

2. Growing or advancing to adult years.

As an adverb.
1. Somewhat more than.

2. In approach of; almost; well-nigh.
Example for #3 as a noun: The choir stood on a horseshoe of risers behind the orchestra.

Example for #1 as a adjective: Rising smoke.

Examples for #1 & #2 as a adverb are below.

#1: The crop came to rising 6000 bushels.

#2: A lad rising sixteen.
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A derogatory name for a male; Used as an insult towards another man: Gay male stripper.
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A co worker or friend that constantly makes shit up about themselves. The kind of shit you know he's lying about and he shows that he's lying, but will protest that it's truth.

Also known as a Cocoa Ascender.
Guy#1: Hey man you know i'm the grandson of an Apache chief?
Guy#2: Bull shit man, you're the whitest dude i know.
Guy#1: No bro, for real his name was Chief David.
Guy#2 Fuck you dude. You're such a chocolate riser.
by JayTeeEs January 31, 2012
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