raw penis

1. Ouch
2. Damn, that sucks
3. Use some lube when you jerk it

I have a raw penis...ouch

by Jezzabelle the 10th December 15, 2007

raw penis law

I'll take a stab at it. Raw Penis Rule= Limit of 1-x where d/m*(AC)=x as the function approaches 1 the chances increase

KEY: d=drinks

m=mass/weight

AC=<Alcohol Content%>

Raw Penis Law For instance 10 shots tequila at 60% alcohol with a weight of 115lb yields x=.14 but the limit is 1-.14=.86 which means chances of raw dogging excellent 😀

by N3M3S1S20172017 March 3, 2018