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An unexpected happening, usually occuring at times of inconvenience; related to colon gas/liqiud.
While in a board of directors meeting, Sally sat uncomfortably whilst realising she had done a qwok in her pants.
by Geoff Craddock September 15, 2008
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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When someone pays for a check at a group event; mainly lunches

To qwok a check
Brad: *pays for whole check*

Chad: we’re not gonna split it?

Brad: nah it’s fine let me qwok it

Sean: thanks m8
by Josins June 30, 2019
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Any korean
Hey those Qwoks bought another diner.

Or

Those Qwoks are taking over the world
Or

Fucking Qwoks
by geoF*ehr July 16, 2009
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