“Ughhhh I’m so bored I wanna rip my eyes out!”

“You know what? You should just type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzzyxvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba on your keyboard. It wastes time too!”