Urban Dictionary: Qweeter

Top definition

To register for Twitter, post (tweet) once or twice, and then forget about it the next day.

Person #1: "I signed up for that status-website-thing a few months back but haven't touched it since."
Person #2: "You're such a Qweeter!"

by timish412 July 03, 2009

Jul 6 Word of the Day

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012

when someone nonchalantly spills liquids/foods or any object all over them without noticing one single bit

Guys, I qweetered all over my brand new Diane von Furstenburg dress

by qweetqueen August 03, 2010

one who has anal sex

can also be used as a verb, to qweet someone, and an adjective, fucking qweeting asshole

Did you hear he is a qweeter?
Yeahh he had anal sex with herr last weekend

by Kyee October 20, 2007