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1/4 of a 2mg bar of xanax, a quater bar, or qweeb.
Yo, let me cop that qweeb before the party so I can get a little more loosey goosey
by Timothy Gregory XXI February 06, 2017
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Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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someone who sucks farts out of dead chickens
ew, look at his teeth, he must be a qweeb!
by lilniggletXXX December 04, 2009
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3
one who gnaws the enamel off of toilet seats;
one who evidences the pathology known as pica and will require further discrimination training between edible and nonedible items.
I say, Cletus, chaps like them qweeb sandhillers yonder really make me proud to call this place home.

variant: George Bush is such a huge qweeb.
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A person who loves being anally gaped.

Someone who scalps items for profit knowing that what they are doing is what scum does.
That fag scalper is such a qweeb.
by Xylophobia December 21, 2020
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