A mathematical formula that states that once a man grows above a certain height, they become increasingly uncoordinated. The height for white men* is 6'6" and for black men is 6'11". The Goofiness Quotient is most often recognized in NBA free throw shooting.
*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient
*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient
by BusPeople2222 April 8, 2021
Sort of like an Intelligence Quotient (IQ) the Douche Quotient or DQ measures how much of a Douche you are or what your possibilities of being a Douche are.
by Tamtortilla October 16, 2009
The cup size, waist line, trashiness paradigm, where the larger a woman's cup size divided by the smaller her waist line yeilds a higher level of acceptible trashiness.
When in a situation where one must be selective of whom they choose for a lap dance, I always apply the Stripper Quotient to make sure I am getting the best value.
by Colt-Seavers January 6, 2010
DGAF is Don’t Give A F*&K. Your DGAF quotient is a measure of how much of a F you give about things in general. If you’re wound up tight and all worried about everything, your DGAF quotient is very low. This is unattractive. If you truly DGAF and you are just a mess, your DGAF quotient is too high and this, too, is unattractive. You need a DGAF quotient is somewhere between picking up after yourself and not showering when you get up in the morning. Somewhere in there is good.
by Bozmond Bozzwall April 20, 2007
Artistic quotient is the perceived level of artistic taste an individual possesses. Abbreviated as AQ.
According to the purveyors of this term, a person with a high artistic quotient is one who indulges in art that is underground, non-mainstream, quirky, eclectic or kvlt.
According to the purveyors of this term, a person with a high artistic quotient is one who indulges in art that is underground, non-mainstream, quirky, eclectic or kvlt.
Death metal guy: Hey, how did your date go?
Indie filmmaker guy: Bad ... she listens to Lady Gaga.
Death metal guy: Oh ... can I have her number then?
Indie filmmaker guy: Are you fucking kidding me! Do you want me to repeat how low her Artistic Quotient is!
Indie filmmaker guy: Bad ... she listens to Lady Gaga.
Death metal guy: Oh ... can I have her number then?
Indie filmmaker guy: Are you fucking kidding me! Do you want me to repeat how low her Artistic Quotient is!
by Der Gelb Baron December 5, 2011
Secret Societies and other groups sometimes use an "EQ" when communicating in many forms. The embedding of pre-determined information helps members to enrich, shorten, and encrypt a story in seemingly normal conversation.
He will take you down for sure sister. Look at the car he drives. For sure to be a bonafide "Lady in Red".
I guess you are right. Is that another an Educational Quotient from the movie we watched a while back? Kind of like taking the Red or Blue pill I guess.
I guess you are right. Is that another an Educational Quotient from the movie we watched a while back? Kind of like taking the Red or Blue pill I guess.
by no know March 16, 2011
An emotional quotient is the level of one's emotional intelligence, which honestly makes no sense, why does one need to know emotion? it's better to stay in playing call of duty or whatever the craftblox or something is called.
Her emotional quotient was above average.
by ur boi typical internet loser May 16, 2017