You walk into the bar with your friend... who happens to be a midget... you see this person you've been crushing on for a while, so you walk up and say 'Hi'. The greeting ends on an unfinished note, something feels unsaid... you're ignoring the midget in the room... you drop a quote from your favorite movie 'SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!! BOOM! Quoment!

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”