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The smartest & funniest member of the group.
Also known for his witty remarks and rich imagination
Yesterday I hung out with a real Quizard, he truly is one of the funniest people I know.
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
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A Quizard is someone who is really good at or excels at Quiz's
Yorkshire Alan ''We we're down't pub with Barry other night, he was a right quizard and got us first place in pub quiz''

Birmingham Pete ''Oh nan you are a right quizard, you knew every answer on 'The Chase', you should go on''
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