Yesterday I hung out with a real Quizard, he truly is one of the funniest people I know.

Yorkshire Alan ''We we're down't pub with Barry other night, he was a right quizard and got us first place in pub quiz''

Birmingham Pete ''Oh nan you are a right quizard, you knew every answer on 'The Chase', you should go on''

I pooped real big...it was a quizard!