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(phrase) Often used to end a conversation; or as an attempt to suppress the stupidity of your friends, during or after their newest escapade.
Ex 1.
Johnathan: So can I get your number?
Bethany: Excuse me, do I know you?
Johnathan: Not as well as I'd like to know you. Hey baby, did you fall from-
Bethany: Quit your shit. (walks away)
Ex 2.
(You're at the mall, hanging out with your friends, and a couple start trying to get free gumballs from the vending machine.)
You: Y'all seriously need to quit your shit before you get caught.
Johnathan: So can I get your number?
Bethany: Excuse me, do I know you?
Johnathan: Not as well as I'd like to know you. Hey baby, did you fall from-
Bethany: Quit your shit. (walks away)
Ex 2.
(You're at the mall, hanging out with your friends, and a couple start trying to get free gumballs from the vending machine.)
You: Y'all seriously need to quit your shit before you get caught.
by Kiete5 November 12, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018