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The mother of all dares. It is 5x the normal commitment and pressure of an average dare. Should you decide to go back on a quintuple dare, you won't be able to, because it denies the laws of time and space.
Situation 1:
Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!
Joe: No way man, not happening.
Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, the Earth will implode.
Joe: Well, I guess one brick to the face wouldn't hurt anyone. Besides the guy, that is.
Situation 2:
Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!
Joe: No way man, not happening.
Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, Joe, the Earth will implode.
Joe: I'll take my chances on tha--
-Earth Implodes-
Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!
Joe: No way man, not happening.
Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, the Earth will implode.
Joe: Well, I guess one brick to the face wouldn't hurt anyone. Besides the guy, that is.
Situation 2:
Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!
Joe: No way man, not happening.
Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, Joe, the Earth will implode.
Joe: I'll take my chances on tha--
-Earth Implodes-
by commentary_queen August 10, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018