A big douche that can’t keep his dick in his pants. He will fuck any girl an gurl in sight. And also doesn’t care about ur feelings.

A stringy haired guy who thinks he has a future in the music business. Generally a dropout who has a crazy mom that looks like a cross dresser with a bad eye and who says her childhood was spent pimped out as a child prostitute. Their fathers are, more often than not, failed tan salon owners who dress like Jimmy Buffet and live in the back of the salon and drink away their delirium tremens. Quintons smoke dope and/or drop acid on the daily and screws girls (who look like primates) who chew Skoal and then uses the empty cans for plugs in her super stretched ear lobes. Early male pattern baldness and a bitter attitude plague him. Has a bad habit of picking dingle berries out of his butt hair and chews them while lounging on the couch watching videos of local bands he will never live up to. Quintons are all laughing stocks to the people they think are their friends, they are just too easy to make fun of.

He will lick you and steal your drinks he might be the gayest gay to ever gay and he is going to lick me again if he finds this so I have to stop typing

Small dick faggot you ugly as hell too

Very very weird homo.... Not very social... And likes bananas in his mouth ;)

He’s a man whore who can’t keep his dick in his pants. He’s a douche who just wants to get in your pants.