Urban Dictionary: Quinn Maynard

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A dumb piece of shit. The whitest bitch ever, like his parents lose him when he goes out in the snow. This Nigga is basically transparent and somehow got one of the nicest girls ever as a girlfriend and all the girls are into him. Like what the fuck?! He’s who we all want to have the perks of being without actually being

Jock #1: Bro why’d your girl dump you?

Jock #2: She wanted a chance with that asshole Quinn Maynard

Jock #1: Oh yeah me too bro, Fuck that guy

by Asian Freak 2.0 December 21, 2019

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brain worms

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"

by _Jez_ October 03, 2009

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Quinn Maynard

This kid is the whitest bitch ever. When winter comes, his parents lose him in the snow. This Nigga is borderline transparent. Somehow this kid’s girlfriend is the nicest girl ever. He literally gets every girl he lays his eyes on, whether he wants it or not. He’s the guy who everyone wants the perks of being without actually being

Jock #1: Hey bro, why’d your girl break up with you?

Jock #2: She wanted a change with that asshole Quinn Maynard

Jock #1: Oh yeah, same here bro. That happens to like everyone man, don’t sweat it

by Asian Freak 2.0 December 21, 2019

Quinn Maynard

A puck ass bitch that sucks more dick than Jacob. His hair looks like yellow cum. I didn’t even know he was a guy until someone called him gay for liking penis. Worst of all, he gets all the lesbians that pretend they’re strait. Except Erika. He’s a gay man with all the characteristics of a lesbian woman.

Guy 1: Hey I heard Quinn Maynard is sucking dick in the bathroom for $5.

Guy 2: Shit Guy 1, that’s gay.

Guy 1: Wait isn’t Quinn Maynard a girl?

Guy 2: Na man he just looks like a chick.

Guy 1: Haha I’m gonna shoot myself now.

Guy 2: Right behind ya Guy 1.

by Griff likes futa lmao April 27, 2020

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