Quimacker (n.): A female version of a macker who seduces a male with a verbal arsenal. The male will most likely be gullible in believing the female wants to be in a relationship. This woman is not in anyway interested in a relationship but in the gratification of a one night stand or other needs (such as to make someone jealous).

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.