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badass haircut from the 50's, worn by guys that would kick your ass anyday. The haircut is pronounced: kwi-ff. A kwee-Fffff is just a pussy fart
Man look at that guy with the quiff. I bet he could kick my ass.
by Teddy Boy March 19, 2003
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Popularized mostly by 50s Rockabillys, a quiff is basically a forelock that is longer than the rest of one's hair on top, and is usually combed upwards (and back), or to the side, or made to hang over the forehead.
Depending on the wearers hair type a spot of gel or grease may be in order. Very stylish & manly. If done properly.

The quiff is often worn as a variation or 'evolution' on the very simple (and very manly) crew cut, or with the (longer & back-combed) 'duck's arse' or DA hairstyle.

Called a 'banane' in French, for obvious reasons.
A few Famous Quiffs:

Elvis Presley

Travolta in 'Grease'

Morrissey

Chris Isaak

There's lots more, but has anyone seen the massive quiffs on those Japanese high-school rebel kids (often the heroes of 'shonen manga' (Japanese comics for boys))?? They kick ass!
by Smith January 24, 2005
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A slang term originating in the 1920's, a quiff is a slut or cheap prostitute.
Mrs. Stengel was a total quiff today.
by Mark Twain, Jr. November 23, 2010
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A hairstlye from the 50's revived by the rockabilly and psychobilly scene. It is not to be confused with wordqueef/word.
They turn around steal our riffs,
Next think you know you see a boy band with quiffs.

-The Quakes
by Subcultural Girl September 04, 2003
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Taught to me by my Nova Scotia in-laws, a quiff is a Canadian cunt. NOT to be confused with quief which is a pussy fart.
OMG she is SUCH a fucking QUIFF!!!!!!!!!
by fran429 June 29, 2006
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A scottish term for the celebrity Mark McKenzies lack of hair on the frontal side of his head
"Hul Mark man a hink you drapped sumhing"
"Wit"
"Yer quiff is on the floor ya mad hypebeast man"
by Pure Mad D Mckee November 05, 2019
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