A quidge is a queer midget. This person happens to be a midget and queer.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

female genitalia; especially with low hanging labia

The male equivalent to the queef, a quidge is a fart noise produced by the penis. A rare occurance, the sound produced is noticible in extremely quiet conditions, often a dry release of air resembling dust or gravel.

Gay butt sex. Usually man vs. man