Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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1. an extremely cool show of circ de sola that everyone should take the time to see.
2. a hilarious, sweet, sensitive guy who lacks balls. he is well loved but still ultimately disgraced. all this and he can't determine what a cloud looks like correctly... lol
2. a hilarious, sweet, sensitive guy who lacks balls. he is well loved but still ultimately disgraced. all this and he can't determine what a cloud looks like correctly... lol
-"Do you wanna see Quidam?"
_"Na, we couldn't agree on any of the clouds last time we hung out..."
-"Dude!!! I was talking about the show."
_"Aww... Yeah! That's always cool to see."
_"Na, we couldn't agree on any of the clouds last time we hung out..."
-"Dude!!! I was talking about the show."
_"Aww... Yeah! That's always cool to see."
by Alex (^-^) July 10, 2008
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May 29 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
