Someone who is quick to be randomly slow at processing any information. You can be stoned and become this.(lack of common sense)

guy1:hey what the hell! Drive on the right side of the road
guy2:huh, man I am drivin'?????
guy1:Wow dude would you stop being such a quicktard.
by aegilligan February 19, 2008
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