The past tense of the verb 'to queef': the expulsion of wind from the vulva; a vaginal fart. Sometimes heard as "queefed"

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

I came up with it.
It is a dick fart.