I stuck a paper clip down my dick and out popped a queel.

“I’m tired I wanna go home”

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”

Guy: Did you queel?
Girl: No. Next time try taking my chastity bra off first.
Guy: What if we just trampoline fuck instead.
Girl: Wow you're gross.
Guy: At least I didn't pesto burp.
Girl: I'm gonna yell.
Guy: Deal-breaker.

Guy: I queeled so hard my hands tingled.
Girl: You're late for work.

Jim: Hey Ging!

Tim: Why do you call him a Ging? He looks like a Queel.

I was super bored and started queeling.

I was the Queel at that dinner

Four seconds to go and I was just queeled by Cooney!