The act of shitting and queefing at the same time.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

Very similar in definition to dangle beef with the caveat that these oversized beat up beef jerky looking pussy lips actually flap in the wind when a woman queefs

Noun - queefbeef, another word for penis, in reference to the sound a vagina makes when air is forced into a vagina through gaps in between movements of sexual intent

Noun - queefbeef, as in a reference to to parties involved in a qualm over a significant others vaginal intentions

Verb - when a person forces a girl away from another party, even though the other party tried very hard, and it's not that they are necessarily lazy, they are just inadequate.