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As in Floyd E Queeb a fictional person celebrated by the denizens and alumnus of Northland College on October 28 of each year.
Guy in Nevada: Dude! I can't wait to get my gaiters on and get to Queeb this year.

Gal in Maine: I wish I could afford the trip! Happy Queeb y'all.
by Yojik October 28, 2010
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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a person native to the french canadian province of Quebec. generally unintelligent, bad drivers, and all around shat on for being european wannabees.
queeb walks into mcdonalds in the usa.

queeb: can i have the poutine?
cashier: what!? are you a friggen queeb, what the F is poutine. is that some thing that grows in your hairy armpits you french wannabees.
by H-dad April 11, 2007
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Queeb is a common word meshing "Queer" and "Dweeb" to make an adjective that you can use in nearly every situation.
most commonly used to describe displeasure, anger, irritation, or confusion
-Wow cory stop being such a queeb and play me in chell. -"Farrell your being a queeb".
by thatguy29284 November 18, 2010
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when your grandmother is wearing a skirt and flashes her grandson while doing leg lifts on Christmas eve
omg I didn't mean to queeb you!
friend- wtf is a queeb

me- when a old lady flashes her vagina
by unicornlovertwinkles December 24, 2017
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