When become so mentally depraved that you decide to give half the effort you would normally, if you previously were half-assing, thus entering the realm of quarter-assery.

When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.

Half of half-assed; a very, very poor attempt. First coined by GC of Fafarazzi.

being half-assed at half-assing stuff

To do something which should not be done to begin with, and to do it in a half-assed way.

A firm gluteus maximus.

The drinking game consiting of walking butt naked on a dinning room table while dropping quarters from your ass hole into the mouth of an unsuspecting stranger preferably with their shoes on while listning to jon fanda.

obviously everybody is a winner