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A powerful expulsion of air from the anus and vaginal canals in unison
"Omg becky I just did the best quart"
by Major Dickie Head August 04, 2018
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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Common name for a 750ML bottle of hard liquor in the East Cost of Canada. Can be defined as 32 ounces, 4 cups, 2 pints, or 1 quart.
we went to the licquor store and bought a quart of vodka.
by Evan D.A. June 28, 2006
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Quarter Ounce of Marijuana (consumer amount roughly 7-7.5 grams)
Motherfucking dealer ripped me off, I wanted a quart but only got a 50!
by JosephOfNewLeinster October 02, 2008
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noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a queef and a fart; sometimes due to a recto-vaginal fistula (small tear in the anal wall connecting the rectum to the vaginal canal), but sometimes the result of a queef and fart occurring simultaneously by sheer coincidence.

verb. To queef and fart simultaneously.
Sheila spread her legs and let the juiciest quart I ever had the displeasure to hear. I couldn't believe how loudly she quarted.
by fauxbourdon December 03, 2005
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The amount of sperm you can fit in a women before it flows out.
Verb: To whip out your massive bear cock and slap someone around with it
Example
Person 1: Bitch, you better be willing to 69 me, or I will Quart you
Person 2: (Gets on top of Person 1.)
by LewdiestBear69 October 16, 2018
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pronounced QUA- ART. i small queef fallowed by a large vaginal discharge up to a quart
i was taking a bath with my girlfriend when she quarted in the tub, i threw up on her titz to even out the disgustingness of our what was meant to be a romantic 1 year anniversary. i took both towels and left her.
by lord choddington January 08, 2011
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