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A very rancid queef. Usually extremely audible (exceeding 100 decibals) and can cause loss of hearing, nerve damage, and soiled undies.
Yo james moore, that girl alison rogers just quarfed all over the place. I can't feel the left side of my body. Call a fucking ambulance.
by Evelyn Fasano August 18, 2009
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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(N) A very loud and deep sounding queef.

Originated in 2006 when a female practiced to take in air through her vagina hole and push it out in a roaring manor.
After she let out a petite queef and I bursted into laughter; She showed me how loud she could quarf.
by I.A.MM. September 11, 2013
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a combination between a queef and a fart. You will most likely have your period when you quarf.
"ut-oh i feel a quarf coming out."
by ANNE and cookie July 10, 2008
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A fart and queef that occurs at the same time.
Bro, I was slammin this girl last night so hard she quarfed. Shit smelled like shit fish..
by *hndakd* August 07, 2017
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when a girl thinks she has to queef and she accidentally sharts
This girl in my hall walked into the bathroom and from the shower, i could hear her quarf.
by travlax December 17, 2010
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