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A theory composed by Louis L. , a Canisius High School student, that states that all blunt objects cut and that sharp objects crush. It also states that whan a sharp pinpiont pokes you, then it crushes, known as a "pin-point-crush"

(Quite possibly the most wrong theory stated... ever)
The Quantom Louis Theory states that the keyboard that you are typing on now could be used to cut yourself and the knives in your kitchen can crush your fingers.
by Buffalo Breaker Box June 01, 2009
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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