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A male queef, consisting of a brisk expulsion of penile flatulence
"Did you just quamph?"

Dude, I just quamphed a hole in my boxers.

"One of these days, I'm going to get surgery to install a quampf-flap on my dick, in the hopes of manipulating it to be able to quamph the alphabet"
by Ordained Genocide October 14, 2019
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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a really hard vaginal fart that vibrates the chair and the ground. also scares children in the middle east.
while i was in the bathroom i quamphed so hard my overies exploded
by altairalex February 03, 2015
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A fart that is so unbelievably loud that it breaks the sound barrier and shocks everyone in the room.
Dude! You just quamphed so loud that the whole floor shook!
by paragirl92riot November 28, 2011
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