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1. see Navy Bitch

2. Navy female who holds quals, usually many, with no ability or intent for use with actual work.

3. Qual whores use qualifications as a way to obtain good evals without having to do actual work.

4. The daily routine of a qual whore usually consists of getting the chief his coffee(NAM worthy) skipping out on work to obtain a qualification(for an EP) and talking on her cell phone (multiple times daily)
Man that fucking Qual whore got an EP.

That navy bitch is a real qual whore

GUY 1: "did you see that navy bitch that wasn't pregnant?"
GUY 2: "yeah, I seen the boogy man too"
by SHOREsTUD October 17, 2009
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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