One who drinks with a passion.
Otis used to be a big quaffer, but ever since he met that old lady, he has toned it down a notch.
by Craig Karp December 30, 2003
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A quaffer, pronounced alternately "kwaffer" or "quayfer", is an alternative word semen, but can only refer to semen when applied to a female face or ingested by a female in a sexual act.
A quaffer shot is the same thing as a cumshot.

Wow, that's a great quaffer shot!
by Orderite February 14, 2009
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a quarder pound of endo
yo i can score quaffers for 750
by bizzy b February 25, 2004
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A cunnilinguist who gobbles vaginas so cavernous that they suck the air from the eaters lungs, hence requiring the taking of deep breaths before feeding.
At the dog kennel, a tall, bearded, bald man - a known cunny-quaffer - stalked her, following her to her station wagon. Could he smell her?
by Alexander Putin November 10, 2003
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Someone who drinks heartily and greedily from another mans penis.
He's a real sausage quaffer, damn near sucked me dry!
by Locomonkey August 14, 2017
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