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One who drinks with a passion.
Otis used to be a big quaffer, but ever since he met that old lady, he has toned it down a notch.
by Craig Karp December 30, 2003
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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A quaffer, pronounced alternately "kwaffer" or "quayfer", is an alternative word semen, but can only refer to semen when applied to a female face or ingested by a female in a sexual act.
A quaffer shot is the same thing as a cumshot.

Wow, that's a great quaffer shot!
by Orderite February 14, 2009
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a quarder pound of endo
yo i can score quaffers for 750
by bizzy b February 25, 2004
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when referring to a wine, it is one that can stand alone. Further meaning it does not need to be drank with food, it takes the place of any beverage at any time of day
by X-man the first April 10, 2019
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