The most popular softdrink in the Universe.

Quafe first appeared two centuries ago and, like so many soft drinks, was initially intended as a medicine for indigestion and tender stomachs. But the refreshing effects of the drink appealed to everyone and the drink quickly became hugely popular. This success of the Quafe Company, which has mostly come about in the last three decades or so, can be largely credited to one man: Poire Viladillet, the CEO of the Quafe Company for the past 35 years. Under his leadership the Quafe Company has propelled from being one of several leading soft drink manufacturers into a clear and undisputed supremacy.
Have a Quafe and smile...
That Quafe is goood...
by Gallente represenative October 27, 2004
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The spot or groove between your nuts and your thighs. Plural form is quaves.
Man, my quafe was itching last night, so I had to get up in there and scratch it.
by Quafelover March 01, 2009
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The male equivalent to a woman's queef where a small bubble of air gets caught inside the penis hole and makes a high pitched noise similar to that of a balloon when released.
I was embarassed when I quafed in front of my girlfriend.
by Seyton August 28, 2006
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Its like drinking, but you spill more.
With 3 pints to go and only 2 minutes before they would be thrown out of the pub (bar), quaffing was a given.

They quaffed their ale with gusto!
by FanBoy Alex August 16, 2005
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Queef in the past-tense
Cindy: "Hey Jan, did you hear that?"

Jan: "Yeah. What the hell was that?"

Cindy: "I quafed."
by G.andy18 February 28, 2017
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the sound heard from the ballsack hitting the taint of a female (or male) while getting pounded
Cindy could here a faint quaf from Lyle pounding Laura in the other room
by King Cobe Bra April 13, 2009
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When a group of ducks quack and fart at the same time.
Dude, I was at the lake and all my ducks quaffed! It was so weird!
by ashlyynnk May 13, 2020
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