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A particularly inept doctor, who generally guesses at any diagnosis and remedy or therapy, with sometimes catastrophic results.
Patient ; "I've got a sore throat and a runny nose Doctor."

Quackter ; "You've got cancer, I'll get you booked in for chemotherapy next week."
by Billet Steed August 19, 2013
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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