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a sexually arousing Monarch (queen I'd like ta fuck)
God dam i like to get on Kate middleton she is a future Qilf
by stinkypiehole November 28, 2010
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Whoa, look at her - that hot chick who was in that horrendous car wreck is such a QILF.
by PMax October 10, 2008
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Just seeing that knock-out qilf on the box of Quaker Oats sends me scrambling out to the garage where I furiously masturbate with hopes that my Mennonite neighbor's children might see me.
by Johnny Eightball July 08, 2004
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I heard Ricky Martin is Gay, Man he is such a QILF..

also can be Queen I'd Like to Fuck, as in drag queen, Saying is said in gay bars world over..
by Jason wongg April 29, 2011
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