Urban Dictionary: Qi

A treachorous fake person who will take anything of value, then leave.

Don't be a Qi once you receive that donation.

by Snipeye December 16, 2008

When your 1 part gay/lezbo and 3 parts straight. (Because Bi is a pefix meaning 2 and quad is 4)

Sara: I love you soo much!
Lisa: I love you too!
Jamie: Can you two please be Gay somewhere else?
Sara: I'm Not Gay, I'm Qi!

by lucyinthesky December 23, 2007

When the female is about to orgasm, but sneezes snot, followed by a quif. This is described as lung Qi big O deficient.

He fucked me so hard last night that I Qi’ed

My partner made me do the biggest Qi earlier, he felt vulnerable and had a volcanic eruption.

by 17.2 March 12, 2018

Some fucking asian term nobody understands.

Also a term that Americans try to say but can’t. Americans say Key

Actually pronounced Chee

Hey Dude I’m gonna try some Qi
Friend: the fuck is Qi

A sleethball who is loyal to his wife 350 days a year.

My friend is a qi. He always ends up fucking strangers when we go out for a drink.

by Chimpolpole March 29, 2020

An impossibility. Because Q must be followed by U, it's impossible.

Guy 1: I wanna fly!

Girl: What? you can't fly...

Guy 2: Yeah, that's a qi.

by Lord_Prussia March 01, 2020

Bro, you really have a Q-I

by The_memer_420 December 15, 2020