When you’re so incredibly bored that you resort typing patterns in the QWERTY style keyboard. You go from right diagonally down and then switch to the left and starting from the bottom go up. Here’s some jokes to momentarily stop your boredom.

There was once a Mexican magician. Uno, dos... he disappeared without a tres.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I used to hate facial hair. But then it grew on me.

I wish you luck in your quest of stupidity and absolute boredom.

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.