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A girl that makes you hate her more than any other female you've ever met. A combination of a queef, twat, and cunt.
"Did that quat really just grab my boyfriend's ass?"
by mopetes September 29, 2011
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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A degenerate who likes wiping his/her rectum ONCE before dropping the toilet paper in the bowl.
Donny: "Yo, Ryan we need more toilet paper. I used the last piece."
Ryan: "Ew, you fucking quat. Did you only wipe once?"

Tina: "You're a fucking racist."
Max: "And you're a fucking quat."
by Alt-Libertarian February 03, 2017
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Noun:
1) A phrase used in times of emotional distress or great happiness.

2) The best thing since the blender.
When the bus hit the bump, the small rodent screamed, "QUATS!"
by Quats McBlender December 01, 2010
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A zit or pimple. As seen in William Shakespeare's "Othello".
"I have rubbed this young quat almost to the sense, and he grows angry." Iago, "Othello", V.i.11-12
by IagoDeBergerac January 19, 2012
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Verbally meaning the same as quit, but used as past-tense.
I quat that horrible place years ago.
I quat using the Internet when I became fat from all the cheeseburgers and shakes.
That roadkill quat living yesterday.
She finally quat yapping when the dog started howling at her.
Thankfully that guy quat working here months ago.
I should have quat while I had the chance.
by thunderleg October 04, 2005
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How you say "what" in Frenglish.

Common in Montreal

Frenglish guy: Ca fait combien pour cet T-shirt de American Apparel?

Sales person: Ca fait cinqaunte pieces.

Frenglish guy: Quat!?
by spartiqus January 26, 2009
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