Quality Time (with the) Girl Friend. What a boyfriend needs to put in when he's been neglecting his girlfriend. In classic cases, QTGF is pathetically preemptive and perfunctory on the part of a particularly pussy whipped pal.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.